:: SG-Guys -vs- TH-Girls (SIN-THAI Cup 2006) ::
To all fellow cheongers who like TH-girls as much as I do:-
Dear Bros,
Let me start by sharing some experiences over the past 1+ years during my trips to the
'Land of smiles'. As I'm looking after the sales in Thailand, I have to travel to Thailand,
BKK to be precise, once every month. So after counting the number of stamps in my passport,
there about 25 of them (incl. of personal trips). As compared to other BKK cheongers, mine
may be just considered small case. But nevertheless, I do hope I can share something with
my fellow cheongers or cheongers-to-be in here.
As my trips usually only last about 5-6 days, my encounters with the different types of TH-girls
is quite limited. They consist of University students, people whom I've met online and the
infamous sex-industry girls.
- University Students -
" Introduction "
I guess most of the Bros out there are most interested in group of girls. You see them in their
figure-hugging white shirt, accompanied with a tight-fitting above knee length black skirt. Some
of them even has a slit on their skirts right up to their thigh. Wow, definitely something which
can make us mari-kita. If you think our JC girls wearing their short skirt bouncing here and there
makes you high, when you see these Thai girls, I guess you will fly to heaven then. Sometimes you
wonder 'Are you going to Uni for studying or competing in a beauty pageant?'. This has become their
customs... Thai girls always want to look good!
" Location "
Some may ask, where can I find these chics? Actually, they can be easily spotted. You can find them
walking in the streets, sitting at the busstops and of course, inside/outside the school premises.
SCs like MBK, Future Park, Siam Paragon, Siam Centre, etc are also favourite hangouts of these
students. They definitely enjoy shopping. However, seems like most of the time they could only do
'Window Shopping'. At night, while some of them are slogging at home with their textbooks, some of
them would go cheonging like us. They usually visit clubs/disco like QBar, RCA, Dance Fever, etc...
You won't find them at your favourite ago-go bars. As for a group of them, it's working time! You
could find them mostly @ Massage Palours or at the clubs. Most probably you won't find them shaking
their boobs @ the ago-go bars. To them, it's considered low-class. What are they working there as?
For the MPs, just like our HCs, they provide services like our HC girls do. However, the services they
provide are really superb and you will enjoy much longer bonking session. For the clubs, it's pretty
similar to our Orchard Tower. Waiting to be pick up by horny guys, esp foreigners!!!
" How? "
Ok, I won't elaborate how you pick up the students working @ MPs/clubs. Why? Hey, it's all about your
money, so you need not crack your brain on how to pick her up. Pay per fu*k, very clear cut. As for
the decent types, you will need to put in some effort to sian her. At the clubs, the crowd is very
big & messy. I would strongly advise Bros to notice the girl that you want to sian. Who is she with?
Any guys with her? You wouldn't want to try some Muay Thai. Even if she seems to be alone, it's also
not a very good sign. She may be waiting for her farang boyfriend. I think you wouldn't want to try
some kickboxing as well too. So Bros, be patient and open your eyes big. Simple theory, you will also
need to be patient to hook up a big fish right? Ok, so the coast is clear now. You're sure that she is
available for you to sian. What do I do next? Ask yourself, what do you guys do if you were in SG? Yup,
pretty much the same. Walk over, say Hi and treat them to some drinks. You can exclude your favourite
pick-up line because I guess they could hardly understand it. From my experiences, they are unlikely to
reject your treat. So even if you are being rejected, don't give up Bros! No venture, no gain. Mingle
around with her and her friends(if any) and try to maintain a conversation. Not a good feeling to be in
a silent atmosphere. I guess Bros who speak some Thai have a better chance than those who don't. But don't
give up, maybe she finds you cute or handsome!
" After cheonging, what do we... ?"
Do? Well, it depends on the chemistry that both of you had earlier. You could be going for supper or coffee.
You could also end up going back hotel alone. Or going back hotel with her. But I think the last scenario is
pretty of a low %, unless she really likes you or she's drunk. Majority of the Bros will report back to base
alone. So if you also have the same experience, it's normal! But remember, before you report back to your base,
get her mobile number. They are crazy over mobile phones, so everyone should have one. Don't be surprise she
flashes her N80 over your N70. You can't bonk her tonight does not mean you can't bonk her tomorrow night right?
Afterall, they are also girls and they need to feel comfortable with you before proceeding the relationship.
Don't have the mentality that all TH-girls can be bonked easily. Super wrong concept. Even if you can't get to
bonk her during your trip, try harder. You can still call her when you are back in SG. On your next trip, chances
will definitely be upped by alot. For StarHub users, use IDD 018 and call charges are local. So it won't burn a
big hole in your pocket.
" Caution "
About HIV? No, don't think too far yet because you wouldn't know if you could get to bonk her. Money is the main
concern right now! Some of them may take the advantage that you like her as your weakness and start to
attack you. 'Next week I have to pay school fees, can you lend me?' Lend? Big joke, you know she won't pay
you back right. 'I have to buy some textbooks but I do not have enough money... Can you..' Ya right, their
textbooks cost much more than a whole set of good encyclopedia. With many many other more reasons they could
come up with... Bros, do be extra cautious OK? Maybe the amount isn't a big one because our late Mr Yusof
bin Ishak has a greater value over them but you will still feel sore after finding out you have been a
chopped carrot head right? So unless you have special ability to know that they truly like you, don't throw
Mr Yusof down a Thailand drain.
P/S: I hope that my short write-up can provide some info to all Bros looking at this. Personally, I had nearly
became a chopped carrot head but my intuition saved me. So for Bros who have been cheated b4, don't feel sore
and continue cheonging but with extra caution. And lastly, pardon me for my poor English. *Cheers*
Bros, feel free to post your experiences/comments in here, be it good or bad ones...
