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*When Fauja Singh was 97, he was interviewed by Thai TV personality.*
"Mr. Singh, you are always working, and at your age I think that's remarkable."

Fauja Singh:*_ "I just take good care of myself and enjoy whatever I do."_*

Interviewer "I understand you still do the 'sex' thing."

Fauja Singh: *_"Of course, I still do the sex thing, and I am quite good at it."_*

Interviewer "I have never slept with a grand old Punjabi fellow. Would you like to do it with me?"

So they had some wild sex. When they finished, she said, "I just don't believe it. I have never been so satisfied. You are a remarkable man!"

Fauja Singh: _*"The second time is even better."_*

She: "Can you really do it again at your age?"

Fauja Singh: _*"Just let me sleep for half an hour. You hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake me up in 30 mins."_*

When she woke him up, they had great sex again, and this time she was overjoyed.

She said, "Fauja darling, despite your age, the second time was even better than the first one!"

Fauja Singh told her that the third time would be fantastic. _*"You just hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand and wake me up in thirty minutes."_*

She asked, "Does my holding you like that kind of recharge your batteries?"

Fauja Singh replied, *_"No, but the last time I had sex with a Thai woman, she stole my wallet.."😂😂😂😂😂😂_*
[6/13, 4:51 AM] Ang Lee: *Today is World PENIS Day*


Today is World Penis Day.
Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing.

Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves. ⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

✅Now that I've educated you, share this fun. 🙏😃

Happy penis day