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Originally Posted by Abildd

On her husband’s birthday, a wife made a generous offer. “I’ll dress up like anyone you want,” she told him.

“Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez, Beyoncé, Dua Lipa—you name it. I’ll go out and buy a sexy outfit.”

The husband told her, “Sweetheart, you don’t need to buy anything to make me happy.”

“Oh, honey,” cooed the wife, “that’s really sweet of you to say.”

“Just borrow a dress from our neighbor Glenda.”

Tq for gd sic..