[MatRempit]

Originally Posted by warbird

*The Proposal *

A handsome Sardar was sitting in a posh restaurant at the corner seat.
He asked a waiter to take a bottle of the most expensive Wine to a very attractive young woman sitting alone at a table in the other corner.

The waiter brought an elitist wine bottle & took the it to the woman and said,
"Excuse me, ma'am, this precious bottle of wine is from that gentleman who is seated over there."
And indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

The lady stared at the bottle coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was standing nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the Sardar.

The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle,
you need to have a BMW in your garage,
a house in Spain,
a million dollars in ur bank
and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note,
the Sardar decided to compose his own note in return.

He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:
"Just to let you know, things aren't always what they appear or rather what you want them to be.

I have a Ferrari Enzo, a Range Rover, a Mercedes SLS and a Porsche Panamera in my several garages,

I have beautiful houses in Punjab, Hawaii, Dubai, Canada and Morocco and a 10,000 acre estate in England.

There are over 50 million dollars in my bank account and portfolio.

But...
even for a woman as beautiful as you are, I am not going to cut off three inches.
_Just send the bottle back, please!”

Very nicely written