I am honored to get invited here...not much to report except that Hanoi is empty...I have to organize my own fun now that everyone is either retired, holy, or absent...tomorrow 3 dates, 3 o'clock, 5 o'clock and 8 o'clock...
BTW here is part of my collection of vietnamese words I like to use in text messages to tease girls.
example: my 5'oclock date for tomorrow sent me a txt msg today: "E dag o truong". Of course she's trying to say "I'm at school".
So I reply:
"E o truồng ah? Ko faj noj
"
these are some of my favorite word which can be misunderstood to joke with girls:
Em o truong -> a) at school b) naked
Em mat kinh -> a) lost glasses b) finished period
mua bao -> a)buy newspaper b) buy condom
e dang om mot thang -> a) sick one month b) hugging a guy
e an buoi toi chua? -> a) did you eat dinner? b) did you eat my dick?