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Old 25-02-2021, 03:01 PM
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This is much better than the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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This is much better than the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
It should have been "all 26 letters in the English alphabet", rather than "26 alphabets".
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Old 25-02-2021, 04:09 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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It should have been "all 26 letters in the English alphabet", rather than "26 alphabets".
Common to mix up alphabets and letters bro
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Support for more jokes.
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Old 26-02-2021, 10:16 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

laughter bumps...
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Very nice share, lol
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

*Laughter Therapy*

While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".

Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"?

No. Because women don't tell lies!

🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊

A small argument between a couple turns violent.

Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out!

Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse?

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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.

If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy.

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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:

Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband.

“Miss” for first year and “Stress” for rest of the life.

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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?

That was common sense leaving your body.

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Son: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!

Dad: What role are you playing?

Son: A husband!

Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

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Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.

Man inside: “I am talking to my wife!”

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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage. She said, “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.”

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Position of a husband is just like a Split Air-Cond. No matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!

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Husband to wife: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.

She hugged him immediately.

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Share to make others smile. Laughter works like medicine!
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

“Dad What is a clitoris?

“You should have asked me last night son....
I had the answer on the tip of my tongue.”


Very Short story.......


Madhvi aunty was breastfeeding her son and her lady friend Shilpa bhabhi seated next to her said...."He sucks like his Father.."

The End .... 😂😈
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

PM is single
TATA is single
Salman is single
Yogi is single
Rahul is single
Mamta is single
Jayalalita was Also single
Mayawati is single,
Baba Ramdev single
Sri Sri RAVISHANKER also single !!
Now I am searching for that idiot who said :-
" Behind every successful man, there is a woman ".
Due to those idiotic words many of us got married.
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We're still battling 🦠 COVID-19 🦠, and the next thing is here already 🦠 🙄🦠

The *NILE Virus, type C*

Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C.
It appears to target those who were born between 1940 & 1970

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same message twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank message
3. Causes you to send a message to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. Causes you to SEND when you should DELETE.

It is called the *C-NILE* virus!

And if you can’t admit to doing the above, you’ve obviously caught the mutated strain —

The *D-NILE* virus.
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*A student studying in Russia says:*

```The highest score for most of the exams in Russia is 5... If a student does not answer any question and returns back the exam paper blank, with NO question answered, student gets 2 out of 5...

In my first days at the University of Moscow, I did not know about this system and I was surprised...

I asked Dr. Theodor Medraev: "Is this fair that even when a student does not answer any question, you give 2 marks out of 5??? Why not give Zero??? Isn't that the right way???"

He answered: "How can we give Human Being a Zero??? How can we give Zero to someone who was getting up at 7 am to attend all the lectures??? How can we give Zero since they got up in this cold weather and used public transport and reached to do the exam in time and tried to solve the questions??? How can we give Zero for the nights they used to study and spent their money on pens and notebooks and bought a computer for studying???
How can we give Zero when they left all other life styles and pursued their studies???

My son, we do not give Zero to students just because they did not know the answer... We at least try to respect the fact that they are Human Beings having brain and atleast they tried... This result which we give, is not just for the questions in the exam paper, it is also about showing appreciation and respect to the fact that this is a Human Being and deserves to have a score..."

Truly I did not know how to respond... There I knew my value as a Human Being...

Zeros can actually decrease motivation on students and can quickly destroy them and make them stop caring about their studies altogether...

Once a Zero score has been put in the grade book, they need no longer care about that subject and they may assume that, there’s nothing they can do about it...```

*An excellent message to all the Academics, Governments, Parents and Teachers, so as to change the system of education which we have in our country...*👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Thanks for sharing, this gives me a fresh perspective on education. Growing up in our cookie cutter, marks n nothing else system, I was not able to see things from multi perspectives
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Plenty of good jokes and thanks for sharing.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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PM is single
TATA is single
Salman is single
Yogi is single
Rahul is single
Mamta is single
Jayalalita was Also single
Mayawati is single,
Baba Ramdev single
Sri Sri RAVISHANKER also single !!
Now I am searching for that idiot who said :-
" Behind every successful man, there is a woman ".
Due to those idiotic words many of us got married.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Must be a woman who said those idiotic words
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