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Old 07-10-2022, 10:09 AM
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Another good joke.
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the joke is abit hard to get i need read a few times at the rubber haha
put rubber = lesser possible of 9 child
so this two pax get a chance up the bus

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Old 07-10-2022, 12:15 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Thank you for the nice jokes.
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Old 07-10-2022, 12:21 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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In an American family, the youngest son asked his dad: what's the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'?

Dad turns to wife: Would u sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million?

Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.

Then Dad asked daughter: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 Million?

Daughter: Yes he's my fantasy!

Dad asked eldest son: Would you sleep with, Tom Cruise for 1 million?

Eldest Son: Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!

Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we are sitting with 3 millionaires,
but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard!!
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Simple nice joke.
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Old 08-10-2022, 12:30 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Mr. Tan shares with doc; "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio (urinate), the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"

The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers. The doctor tells her; "Mrs. Tan, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on...

At this point, Mrs. Tan yells; "Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!"

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This is funny. Nice share bro!
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Old 08-10-2022, 10:17 AM
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Thanks @ah rat for nice jokes
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Thanks @ah rat for nice jokes
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Hope to read more jokes.
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Thanks for all the jokes!
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