|
21-06-2022, 09:04 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
    
__________________
 Up me if want trade.....will not return if you dun hv min 60 pts Please Do Not reply long post, always edit...may zap and remove post 
|
|
21-06-2022, 08:07 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
laughter bumps...
__________________
 Please excuse me if my desire to ignore you is stronger than my desire to give a fuck about your thoughts
|
|
21-06-2022, 11:39 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
 ________________
__________________
Click here for my latest post to return Up.Thanks!    F **king Retarded/Scumbag Guy In My Ignore List
|
|
22-06-2022, 08:27 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
*_JUST FOR LAUGH_*
*Crazy vs Stupid* A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to a Mental Hospital. Just as he was about to leave, he discovered he had a flat tyre. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. Try as he might, he couldn't fish the bolts out. He was at his wits' end. Just then one of the patients happened to walk by and asked the driver what happened. The driver thought what the heck, there was nothing much he could do. So he explained what happened to the patient. The patient laughed at him and said, "You can't even fix such a simple problem... No wonder you are a truck driver... Here's what you do. Take one bolt from each of the other three tyres and fix them on this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and get the missing ones replaced. Easy as that." The driver was stunned. He turned to the patient and asked, "So if you're this smart, then why are you here at the Mental Hospital?" The patient replied, "Hello... I am here because I'm CRAZY. Not because I'm STUPID!"
__________________
Up me if want trade.....will not return if you dun hv min 60 pts Please Do Not reply long post, always edit...may zap and remove post
|
|
22-06-2022, 10:04 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Thanks for the laughter
|
|
23-06-2022, 07:41 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Quote:
|
|
24-06-2022, 01:30 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
laughter bumps...
__________________
Please excuse me if my desire to ignore you is stronger than my desire to give a fuck about your thoughts
|
|
24-06-2022, 08:10 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Quote:
__________________
自由。。。是一种幸福 健康。。。是一种财富 
Last edited by malaysiapig; 24-06-2022 at 08:28 PM.
|
|
25-06-2022, 08:58 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
__________________
自由。。。是一种幸福 健康。。。是一种财富
|
|
26-06-2022, 08:27 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
*15 TYPES OF FEMALE ORGASM*
1. The Optimist Girl Orgasm: Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes... !! 2. The Pessimist Girl Orgasm: Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.... !!! 3. The Confused Girl Orgasm: Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No...... !!! 4. The Traveller Girl Orgasm: Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming...... !!! 5. The Religious Girl Orgasm: Oh God, Oh God...... !!! 6. The Greedy Orgasm: Ahh, More, More, More..... !! 7. The Murderer Orgasm: Ahh, If you take it out..., I'll kill you...!!! 8. The Scuba Diver Orgasm: Mmm...Ohhh...Deeper... Deeper... Go Deeper...... !!! 9. The Rock N Roll Orgasm: Oh baby oh yeah, oh baby...... !!! 10. The Heavy Metal Orgasm: Yaa Come on Honey.... Do me hard... Yeahh Baby !!..... come on...... !!! 11. The Mother's Girl Orgasm: Oh mummy mummy mummyyy...... !!! 12. The North Indian Orgasm: Nahi... Nahiiii.. Naahiii...... !!! 13. The South Indian Orgasm: Aaiiyo.., Aaiiyooo Appaa.., Amma..., Aaiyayyooo..!!! 14. The Lorong Haji Taib's Budget Girl's/Retired Mummy Orgasm: Kasi cepat aaar... Ahh ahh... Ahhh... Ok sudah habiss... 15. Bukit Bintang Amoy girl’s orgasm: Apa manyak lama hooi..cilaka lu mau bikin anak ka..luu bayak 50 linggit apa ingat beli sayur pasar bolong..tu! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
__________________
Up me if want trade.....will not return if you dun hv min 60 pts Please Do Not reply long post, always edit...may zap and remove post
|
|
26-06-2022, 06:35 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
laughter bumps...
__________________
Please excuse me if my desire to ignore you is stronger than my desire to give a fuck about your thoughts
|
|
27-06-2022, 08:36 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
    
__________________
Up me if want trade.....will not return if you dun hv min 60 pts Please Do Not reply long post, always edit...may zap and remove post
|
|
27-06-2022, 07:27 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
*The Proposal *
A handsome Sardar was sitting in a posh restaurant at the corner seat. He asked a waiter to take a bottle of the most expensive Wine to a very attractive young woman sitting alone at a table in the other corner. The waiter brought an elitist wine bottle & took the it to the woman and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, this precious bottle of wine is from that gentleman who is seated over there." And indicated the sender with a nod of his head. The lady stared at the bottle coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was standing nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the Sardar. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a BMW in your garage, a house in Spain, a million dollars in ur bank and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the Sardar decided to compose his own note in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: "Just to let you know, things aren't always what they appear or rather what you want them to be. I have a Ferrari Enzo, a Range Rover, a Mercedes SLS and a Porsche Panamera in my several garages, I have beautiful houses in Punjab, Hawaii, Dubai, Canada and Morocco and a 10,000 acre estate in England. There are over 50 million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But... even for a woman as beautiful as you are, I am not going to cut off three inches. _Just send the bottle back, please!”
__________________
Minimum 8 points for exchange, effective 25/1/22. Thanks! “知彼知己, 百战不殆。" 得失随缘，心无增减。活在当下， 分秒感恩。 I accept whatever is happening to me at this moment. I'm relaxed, self-assured, happy, thankful, and at peace NOW.
|
|
27-06-2022, 11:44 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Quote:
|
| Advert Space Available |
|
 |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
