Escort Vs Wife

[sovellea]

Something I read, thought I would share with all. This is just for fun ah, take with a pinch of salt!

Subject: Rent vs Buy

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.

http://qph.cf.quoracdn.net/main-qimg...7923cc77ac5037

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! This is Kristen.

http://qph.cf.quoracdn.net/main-qimg...8bc46d8ed78cba

Had Paul McCartney ‘employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

(Original post was found here : http://www.quora.com/Can-prostitutes...rry-Falkenmire)

Make sense right?

[naturegreen]

Sounds logical but only if you are freaking rich

[DegenerationX]

So moral of the story is wanna drink milk oso no need to rear a cow?

[Wizrd]

Originally Posted by naturegreen

Sounds logical but only if you are freaking rich

Oh I don't know bro...can be done cheaply too...

Assuming getting the better FL...say 150 per night?

After five years (for every night ...if once every two nights, we are looking at 10 years...if once every three nights...well, you get the point...)...that works out to be roughly 274k altogether...

Hmmm...if divorce after those many years and fucks...it's roughly half the HDB flat only...and not even touching the CPF money and savings yet...

Hmmmmm....the math works out bro...

[naturegreen]

Originally Posted by Wizrd

Oh I don't know bro...can be done cheaply too...

Assuming getting the better FL...say 150 per night?

After five years (for every night ...if once every two nights, we are looking at 10 years...if once every three nights...well, you get the point...)...that works out to be roughly 274k altogether...

Hmmm...if divorce after those many years and fucks...it's roughly half the HDB flat only...and not even touching the CPF money and savings yet...

Hmmmmm....the math works out bro...

Haha TS, you sound as though a wife is just to fuck. Escort you pay by hour. Then how about companionship? Going through the ups and downs of life?

[sovellea]

Haha, I was lazy to do the calculation, so thanks, Wizrd, for the maths!

Good point about companionship, naturegreen. There are alot of other intangible benefits that a wife provides. E.g. Housework? Kids?

Anything else to add?

[Wizrd]

Originally Posted by naturegreen

Haha TS, you sound as though a wife is just to fuck. Escort you pay by hour. Then how about companionship? Going through the ups and downs of life?

Originally Posted by sovellea

Haha, I was lazy to do the calculation, so thanks, Wizrd, for the maths!

Good point about companionship, naturegreen. There are alot of other intangible benefits that a wife provides. E.g. Housework? Kids?

Anything else to add?

Thanks both...

Ok..let's factor that in...how about say we 'slow down' our nightly activities...do it once every 2 nights (for 5 years...or once every 4 nights for 10 years etc)...pay her double for the real GFE...meaning, please go watch movie with me, shopping & jalan jalan, oh, also vacuum the house a bit, swing a bit...and also pretend to care about my problems?? (Kids?? ...bro, that's alimony territory...)

Hey bros, before you diss this idea...it's damned good...because you only have to unload your problems on her and not the other way around...afterall, you foot the bill right? If cannot, tama the girls...one to fuck and one to clean and jalan jalan...(Yeah the one doing the cleaning deserves a bit more TLC and good food etc...)

I think the TS is onto a winning formula...now, where to find such wonderful FLs?? Advertise here?? hahahahahaha....


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[Rasta Marley]

Originally Posted by DegenerationX

So moral of the story is wanna drink milk oso no need to rear a cow?

Excellent idea bro! Just upz you for the entertainment-)

[SekLo]

Call girl price is for 1 hour. But wife price is for 24 hours. So either $4,000 x 24 or $26,000 / 24.

Wife still cheaper.

[Spanner]

If can calculate until like this then most married s'porean guys made a big lost....

10 yrs marriage calculation
Wedding : $30,000
HDB : $500,000 (Plus reno)
1 Kid : $150,000
Household : $250,000
Total : $980,000 (rd off $1million)

Sex per month : 4 times (which is beri beri good)
Sex for 10yrs : 480 times
Cost per sex : $2083

.................................................. .................................................. .....
Same amt : $1million
Premium FL : $1000
Total Sex : 1000 times

Final Result :
1) Constant sex
2) Different girls
3) Standard of FL will remained constant for 10yrs
4) CPF remained. Can invest in pte properties and use monthly rental yield to pay for FL

Conclusion : USE OPM(Other People's Money) to pay for FL