Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Hurricane88]

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[meradio]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

TGIF jokes...

Can scared the shit of all the passengers.
Thanks so much.

[wuhan]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*Coronavirus 🦠 is the best thing that could happen:*

• My wife does not want to travel

• She doesn't want to buy anything because everything comes from China.

• She does not go to the Mall (or any event) for fear of being infected.

• And the best part, is that she stays all day and night with her mouth covered 😷

This is not a virus.
*It is salvation*

Laughing nice joke.
Xie xie.

[sinvulong]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Very nice, thanks bro ROFL

[NuclearBio]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Originally Posted by Platinumtiger

Agreed, our AhLee Baba has 80 over thieves

Singapore River big enough for them?

[Chile1962]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Going Hunting

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

“Seamus,” he said, “I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”

“Yes, sir!” answers Seamus.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks, “So, Seamus, how was your day?”

Seamus told him that he took care of three patients..

“The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”

“Bravo, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.

“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Malox, sir.” –

says Seamus.“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opened and a middle-aged woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including

her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted:

“HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”

“Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?” asked the doctor.

“I put drops in her eyes.”

Very good assistant, thanks bro, please share more!

[MasterPlayer]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

TGIF jokes...

Happy Sunday

[pinkant]

Fantastic jokes, thanks bros

[lobangkingz]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

nice joke bro, thanks.

[Hurricane88]

BREAKING NEWS ...

John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

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[ChefXE]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

BREAKING NEWS ...

John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

Good one bro hehe

[bigbirdbird]

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